SINGER: Down in Santa Barbara lived a troubled guy named Lou.

He's had a girl up in Carmel and another in Malibu.

Then he heard this song and he found a way

To phone and keep them both very happy everyday.

CHORUS: You get five minutes for eighty-five cents

From any California residence

From Saturday to Monday at 8 a.m.

Dial that number direct.

SINGER: One day, by chance, his girlfriends met.

When they compared their boyfriend's photos, they really got upset.

They figured it out, they both been fed a line.

Now the only girl who talks to Lou is his Mom in Anaheim.

CHORUS: You get five minutes for eighty-five cents

From any California residence

From Saturday to Monday at 8 a.m.

Dial that number direct.

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